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Have you watched the news this week? I didn’t, but I did catch Dance Moms, Real Housewives and RuPaul’s Drag Race… so… I don’t think I should be giving my opinion on the news this week as my brain has become this:
So while I will not be commenting on the news this week, some of my favorite reality stars are happy to do it for you.
RUSH LIMBAUGH AND OPERATION SLUT
Rush Limbaugh eventually apologized after calling a Georgetown student, Sandra Fluke, a “slut” and “whore” for her demand that Georgetown’s insurance covers birth control for women.
Women across America were outraged at the accusation that just because they were looking to have their insurance help cover their birth control that they were looking to get “paid for sex.” They pretty much all reacted the same way.
Although a few women did admit:
SNOOKI IS PREGNANT and DIDN’T MIKE SEAVER LOVE BONER?
America’s sweetheart finally conceded that she is engaged and about to produce offspring.
while Kirk Cameron, evangelical former star of “Growing Pains” told Piers Morgan that he believes that homosexuals are “destructive.” If his own son were to come out to him, Kirk admitted that he’d tell his son to choose differently.
THE GOP SUPER TUESDAY RESULTS!!!
The results of Super Tuesday are in and I think we all agree:
THE WORLD TURNS AGAINST JOSEPH KONY
After a viral video was released about the atrocities carried out by Joseph Kony’s Lord’s Resistance Army, the world cried out for him to be tried as an international criminal.
The viral video attracted millions of views. America told the President to take action and they told Obama to act quick…
KIM NOVAK WAS RAPED
Not really. Former Hitchcock actress Kim Novak said the fact that “The Artist” used a song from “North by Northwest” felt as bad as getting raped.
SUE SIMMONS WAS FIRED
For a seemingly inexplicable reason, Sue Simmons was not asked to renew her contract with NBC after 32 years.
LINDSAY LOHAN HOSTED SNL
Ok. I’m done. I hope you are doing this:
and not this:
Stay tuned in 2 weeks for “The News Recapped by Downton Abbey GIFs.”
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