A Poem By Katie Holmes
July 24, 2012
BGOODMANPolitical Subversities is proud to present:
A Poem Written By Katie Holmes
I’m Katie Holmes Bitch
From Dawson’s Creek Bitch
You thought you could fuck with me
I’m Katie Holmes Bitch
I played Joey Bitch
I squash you like a bug
I’m a white girl thug
I’m the biggest bad ass that Hollywood has
I may look like a girl scout
But I planned the biggest breakout
Since the Underground Railroad
You might have thought I was a fool
When I married Tom Cruise
But it was a strategic move
Have his fuckin baby
Get that money like crazy
Become a big star
Win a fuckin Oscar
Then shove it up Anne Hathaway
For tryna take my career away.
I’m Katie Holmes Bitch
From Dawson’s Creek Bitch
You thought you could fuck with me
I’m Katie Holmes Bitch
I played Joey Bitch
I squash you like a bug
I’m a white girl thug
Now that i’m a free B
I can do what I please
For breakfast I’ll eat frosted flake
For lunch I’ll eat pussy
I’ll piss while I stand up
And paint with dirty tampons
I’ll date boys
I’ll date girls
Have orgasms
Around the world
Then return to TV
Win a fucking Emmy
Take a big shit on it
And make Anne Hathaway eat it
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Katie Holmes
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Katie Holmes
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Katie Holmes
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Katie Fuckin Holmes
I shoulda been in Brokeback Mountain Bitch!
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