I’m very happy. See I own a small business and we’ve taken such a very big hit, you see, because of Staples, in particular, which is just 9 blocks away. I think it is only fitting that Romney, who made Staples such an industry giant, now gives back to the small office supply community by giving binders a mention in the nationally-televised second debates. Christmas came early for us.
Most people have forgotten about binders because of iPads and youPads and Doodads and whatnot. But I never forgot and neither did Carol or Big Dumb Ed, my two employees at Nancy’s Office Supply/Stationery/Souvenir/Novelty (and now) Binder Shop.
We added “binder” to the name of the shop yesterday in response to sales.
Romney has helped Big Bird too, unintentionally. I’d like for him to also mention gel pens because we have seen low sales on that. I wonder too if he could mention my mother because she is very sick.
I wish Staples wasn’t so close by to us and I wish sales were better all the time and I also wish that women were hired for high-powered government jobs. But… it is hard to hold any resentment now.
Will you excuse me? We have some customers. Ed! The binder truck is here, go sign for it please.
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