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The Most Disgusting Gentrification Ever (Crown Heights, BK)

I was taking a walk in my neighborhood in Brooklyn and found one of the most blatant bits of gentrification I’ve ever seen.  Take a walk with me as we walk from the street to….

Where are we going under this construction?  Who is that homeless guy just sitting there?  Oh well!

I’m under construction - I’m a little scared - who is that man holding a trash bag?
 
 
Cash for gold?  A SURE sign of prosperity in a neighborhood!
 
 
Still looking a little ghetto - but some nice cars…
 
 
Oh a nice little family outside their SUV - how unexpected… Say… what’s that?
 
 
Beyond the lights - right to the left…
 
 
Is that…oh my god…
 
 
A FUCKING GRAND PIANO?  WHY IS THIS HERE?  EVERYTHING IS WRONG IN THE WORLD.
 
 
 
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